pewt


a fart unceremoniously released in church, reverberating off the pew to the shock and entertainment of those around.
john totally pewted during communion this morning!
the oposite of pwn, or bad. randomly found, and turned into the greatest synonym for bad, trust me, you’ll be saying it forever!!!
person a: aww man, we did terrible in (insert game or other here)
person b: thats total pewt!!

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