Pfft Rift


an event so unlikely that it would actually bend time and sp-ce if it ever occured
guy1: my band is going to be the next beatles

guy2: pffft rift.

or

guy1: you wanna go with me to the movies tomorrow

guy2: sure i’ll get there via pfft rift.

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