PFTC
acronym for posting from the can, the act of using smartphone technology to update social media whilst doing your business. used as an added tag to whatever is being said, much like tfln or fml or mlib.
man, this toilet seat is cold. pftc
it sounds like the guy next to me is giving birth to a baby rhino. pftc
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? pftc
par for the course
mark: man, judy went home with a different guy last night. that’s the 4th one this week!
julio: pftc.
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