PGS


pretty girl syndrome. women affected with pgs have always been spoiled due to their good looks;first by their parents,then by a succession of men. pgs sufferers are self-centered,selfish,spoiled,etc.
but they look d-mn good.
“that new girl at work is beautiful! but she has a bad case of pgs,what a shame.”
it’s a pre-game sh-t, and it helps you focus and get ready for the game.
i need to go pgs before our game. i hope i’ve got 30 minutes.

the term “pgs” has become popular as of late when referring to a “seeing eye single” in compet-tive slow pitch softball. local softball celebrity patrick “patty” gocsh plays for bill hamlin’s traveling all-stars in the citrus grove league of southern california. lacking gap power and line-drive capabilities, gocsh has found himself a comfortable niche while at the dish. he surveys the defenses’ positioning and hits well placed grounders or loopers, normally avoiding the gloves of the respective fielders, thus h-tting a patty gocsh single or pgs. gocsh and his pgs’ have made it possible for players with minimal power abilities to contribute to their teams’ success at the highest level of compet-tive slow pitch softball. gocsh’s contributions have proved most evident during hamlin’s all-stars back to back championships of the citrus grove league of southern california in 2008 and 2009.
i would have had a no hitter if that guy didn’t hit that pgs
pretty girl swag
my friends and i got that pgs!
the most drama ridden band and local scene i ever did see
a really bad punk band from illinois
why is pgs going on tour? they suck!
a cr-ppy pop punk band
i knew pop-punk sucked after i saw pgs.

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