Phailus
phailus is a portmanteau of fail and phallus. it is used to describe a situation where one is d-cked due to failure. it can also describe what a man has after he has been c-ck-blocked or what he has if he fails to perform in bed.
it is similar to phail.
“dude, i was totally gonna hit that before her friend dragged her away.”
“epic phailus!”
“hey, at least least i didn’t have a phailus last night with that one chick.”
“no cool dude, not cool.”
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