waving your c-ck around like a light saber in preparation for coitus.
you go and find your bikini whilst i warm up phallic guinness.
a punhed is a sleep deprived zombie like human. usually after a long day at work or school. man i’m a total punhed after that all nighter i had.
- tactical friending
when you have no mutual friends with your crush on facebook, so you friend people so you don’t look weird when you add them. zaki: who’s that buff girl over there? tahmid: idk but i think her name’s hannah zaki: never seen her before, i might have to start doing some tactical friending mutual friend […]
- lone it
to be alone -mak dadde i decided to lone it instead of hanging out with madison
- dipp chip
basically the most bad-ss chip on the motherboard. aka basic input/output system, it manages basic computer settings regardless of the operating system. but who cares about that, what really matters is that it’s called a dipp chip. nerd: you’re a dipp chip. jock: wtf did you say to me????????
- full italian platter
the full italian platter is when a lady or gentalman is able to accept not only the sausage, (p-n-s) and the meatb-lls(n-ts-ck) at the same time while preforming f-ll-t–….. “hey bro i’m taking melissa out for dinner tonight, expensive italian restaurant… b-tch better be giving me the full italian platter when we get home.” “hey […]