Phallucinating
noun. the sudden appearance of phallic imagery while in a drug induced state. this means you are gay. or a woman. or whatever is worse.
guy 1 “dude, my brother was phallucinating yesterday”
guy 2 “is he a woman?”
guy 1 “no…”
guy 2 “that means he’s gay”
guy 1 “i got these mushrooms but don’t want to take them.”
guy 2 “why?
guy 1 “don’t want to be gay or a woman.”
guy 2 “oh, you don’t want to phallucinate.”
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