phallus booking


phallus booking: the act of shutting a p-n-s in the center pages of a very large hardbacked book with considerable force.

(pr-nounced falus booking)
feminin: i phallus booked my boyfriend last night, he was cheeting on me.

masculin: phallus booking hurts man.

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