Phantom Friday
any weekday where it feels like a friday.
work seems so long, as long as it would on a friday. after its out, you have the best night ever. you go to hooters, see the hottest babes you have ever come across. pick one up(maybe two). then go see a movie, go back to the apartment and bang multiple times. after midnight, you are thinking wow that was the best night ever! then you see the clock and how late it is. thinking tomorrow is sat-rday.
no worries i can sleep in tomorrow, and remember”i have to go to work. ah f-ck my life! i just had a phantom friday.”
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