Phantom Typist


one who continuously appears to be “writing a message” when instant messaging. gives the impression that the person is either hiding the truth, unable to make up their d-mn mind, or alternatively, is merely a sh-tty typist.
‘…is writing a message’ (for a lengthy period)
“hurry the h-ll up, you d-mn phantom typist!”

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