pharting
verb. when you fart in such a way that it sounds like you’ve shat yourself. if you actually do sh-t yourself, technically it is sharting. the noun is ‘a phart’
“dude, that’s disgusting, you sharted.”
“dw man i just pharted is all.”
“pharting rocks.”
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