phase four effect
the effect that makes women look attractive when they really aren’t. also causes lapses in judgement and a false sense of pride. most severe cases are found in monterey, ca
i can’t believe i slept with that 400 lbs one eyed broad with the moustache… phase four effect must have struck me
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