phat mooseknuckle


1) a large and defined outline of a man’s genitalia in his too tight pants.
2) a member of the clayton high school ultimate frisbee team.
“dude, those pants give you a phat mooseknuckle. that will help you in picking up some dirty b-tches.”

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