Phat Red


someone who knows how to keep sh-t real. not only are they pretty hot and tempting, but they are red in some way (hair, skin, etc.). it’s not to be f-cked with.
yo here comes a phat red, you better hide your girl and tuck your chain in, he’s a killa.

dayum! where this playboy cop that outfit at? that must be a phat red, he’s stuntin on these fools!

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