pheasant heart



when someone unzips their pants and puts one of their b*lls between their fingers and asks someone who is not looking if they’ve ever seen a pheasant heart before. the person then turns around curiously and inevitable witnesses a pheasant heart.
andy (unzips his pants placing one ball between his fingers) – hey chris, have you ever seen a pheasant heart?

chris (turns around) – oh! you sick f*ck.

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