when someone unzips their pants and puts one of their b*lls between their fingers and asks someone who is not looking if they’ve ever seen a pheasant heart before. the person then turns around curiously and inevitable witnesses a pheasant heart.
andy (unzips his pants placing one ball between his fingers) – hey chris, have you ever seen a pheasant heart?
chris (turns around) – oh! you sick f*ck.
- cuddle jump
noun/verb to intentially cuddle with a person as a stepstone before engaging in s*xual relations “yo, the other day i was netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with susie.” “on our third date, tylan totally cuddle jumped me.”
- boone foster
an insanely cool human being that blows people away with everything he says because he is so awesome boone foster is cool.
- stank waffles
dirty *ss p*ssy. cheyenne got the stank waffles.
- netflix binge
when you go on a netflix binge you will find that after about 2 nights you’ve pretty much watched all the movies worth watching and then you end up in despair because you’ve still got 3 weeks and 5 days left on your subscription and nothing to do with it. pizza, c*ke or energy drinks, […]