when someone unzips their pants and puts one of their b-lls between their fingers and asks someone who is not looking if they’ve ever seen a pheasant heart before. the person then turns around curiously and inevitable witnesses a pheasant heart.
andy (unzips his pants placing one ball between his fingers) – hey chris, have you ever seen a pheasant heart?
chris (turns around) – oh! you sick f-ck.
- cuddle jump
noun/verb to intentially cuddle with a person as a stepstone before engaging in s-xual relations “yo, the other day i was netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with susie.” “on our third date, tylan totally cuddle jumped me.”
- boone foster
an insanely cool human being that blows people away with everything he says because he is so awesome boone foster is cool.
- stank waffles
dirty -ss p-ssy. cheyenne got the stank waffles.
- netflix binge
when you go on a netflix binge you will find that after about 2 nights you’ve pretty much watched all the movies worth watching and then you end up in despair because you’ve still got 3 weeks and 5 days left on your subscription and nothing to do with it. pizza, c-ke or energy drinks, […]
the totally nerds but loveable kiddos i’ve fallen for from jyp entertainment, also known as the first band jyp has debuted. they have completely messed my life and now i cry over day6 at least a time every fifteen seconds because they’re too cute and too can you not. and they use sarcasm in their […]