phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush
the underground fraternal act of slowly removing the p-n-s from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your p-n-s over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. the addition of some schmegma covered p-b-s to the concoction is also allowed.
after i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my d-ck might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old -ss cheese and sorority m-ff.
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