Phil Jonesed
someone is phil jonesed when a girl/guy makes them strip with the intention to have s-x but then changes his/her mind and not have s-x with them, resulting in them putting their clothes back on in failure and shame.
a reference to manchester united player phil jones who took his shirt off in celebration before sergio aguero’s late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 bpl season
john: did you get lucky with sasha?
tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked
john: you got phil jonesed
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