Philipino Nosedive
a s-xual act in which you handcuff your partner, (preferably female) to the headboard and dive into her v-g-n-, in hopes to get your whole head inside
guy 1: why is your girlfriend walking so funny?
guy 2: i philipino nosedived her last night.
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