Phillips Factor
no matter what you do, say or try it always turns out wrong. the phillips factor has struck again. someone must have a voodoo doll that’s coated with your dna.
…………. situation number 543 ……
“you fellas are not going to believe what happened to me after i left work last night. i ran out of gas on the way to the burger joint, so i ended up walking the rest of the way. i got there and bought a burger. i took a bite and something wriggled in my mouth. it was a big black c-ckroach. i went to take the burger back and they had closed. i threw it on the ground and next minute this police officer came across the road and fined me for littering. when i finally got back to my car, it was being towed away. the phillips factor has struck again.”
when you think you know whats going on but really you just have no idea at all
bob: i think she does love me
sam: no mate she is playing for the other team
bob: na for real
sam: yes mate shes sleeping with your sister. once again you have been done by the phillips factor
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