Philly Beatdown


the act of getting your -ss beat into a nasty, messy, catastrophically bl–dy pulp by a true philadelphian. it is actually a painful honor of sorts; if you’re gonna get your -ss beat, it might as well be done by someone who can do it right.
jim: yo, i woke up with two black eyes, a broken arm, and like half my face missing… wtf happened last night?

bob: dude, you’re lucky you woke up at all. you were face wasted and started mouthin’ off at this girl from pa. she had enough of you at one point and gave your -ss a real, gritty philly beatdown.

jimbo: oh… a philly beatdown’s what happened… no wonder i crs!!!

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