a person who f-cks up ones shoes for no reason
originating from scouse slang
there new you philpip
- porcelain baptism
when you accidentally drop your phone in the toilet. “hey man, i was going to call you but then i went and gave my phone the porcelain baptism.”
when humans aren’t satisfying enough for you so you take pleasure in having s-xual intercourse with a pinecone. she doesn’t like boys because she’s pines-xual.
tumblr feminism. followers of teminism are typically reactionary and r-t-rded, these tumblr feminists are often referred to as sjws. did you hear about the new teminism uproar? apparently some man looked at a woman’s br–sts while walking past the sidewalk! how absurd!
is a great football player usually girls dream about him but he is a player and haves dreams he will go to the nfl girl : i wish i had laeron lae a lot of girls do
when you shoot up meth in one arm, and heroin in the other simultaneously. gives an almost zombie like experience. mom: “hey billy want some dinner?” billy: “uurrghreyyysssnhlakmah” mom: “god dang it william are you goofballin’ again?!” billy: “rhheeeeeeee”