PHILTHY Peacock
a s-xual position where the male while laying next to the female takes his closest hand to her and places it under her -ss inserting his thumb into her v-g-n-. then while rotating his thumb in a swirling motion moving it in and out, taking the other hand and messaging the cl-t at the same time. while the thumb is inside her, his fingers will be sticking straight up and fanned out like a peac-ck, thus the name. this move was invented as a human subst-tute for the famous rabbit s-x toy used my women all over the world. women can actually pull this move off on their own if desired.
girl: phil came over last night and gave me the philthy peac-ck. it’s so amazing i don’t even need my rabbit anymore.
friend: wow, i guess that’s why they call him philthy! you totally have to show me that someday so i can teach brad.
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