philuck
noun. ca. 2005. the level of luck usually -ssociated with those named phil, philip, or phillip. in the same vein as “bad luck,” but on a worse scale (ex. rolling three ones in a row on a twenty sided die then sitting back down in your chair, breaking it, landing wrong and destroying your wedding band, and having your gonads catch the frozen ball of airline sh-t that just crashed through your roof).
phil: -experiences a series of unfortunate events that proves the many worlds interpretation-
friend: you don’t have bad luck, you have philuck.
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