Pho-play
the s-xual build-up that only occurs when a man/woman is dating a photographer and instead of the social norms of sweet-talking, cuddling and slow-music playing as the background, it involves taking pictures, which ultimately leads to s-x.
person 1: so how did the date go?
person 2: i don’t know. maybe dating a photographer isn’t all that’s cracked up to be.
person 1: what makes you think that?
person 2: all we did last night was pho-play?
person 1: but the s-x was good, right?
person 2: f-ck yeah!
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