pholu


(noun) tall, athletic, smart, well-rounded, and hilarious guy who likes to pat peoples’ heads.
charlie: -pats tina on head-
tina: dude, how tall are you? do you do any sports? how many ap cl-sses will you have completed by the end of sophmore year?
charlie: 5’11”; cross country and track; 7 aps.
tina: wow, charlie. you’re such a pholu.

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