phomotam
a ph-m-tam is an incredible source of entertainment and comunication for seniors who can’t reconize differences in new technology . containing the combination of a telephone , remote and a.m. radio all in one because they can’t tell them all apart and to them there all the same thing . so let’s not try to teach them about computers or handhelds xd
old people who pick up the remote when they hear any kind of ringing and then say h-llo into it thinking it’s a ph-m-tam 🙂
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