phone amnesia
the condition that occurs when one makes a call and is preoccupied, so when the recepient picks up the phone the caller momentarily forgets who they are calling
(ring ring)
me: h-llo?
caller: oh…um…who is this?
me: what?
caller: oh wait sorry i just had a case of phone amnesia.
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