Phone bashing prosperity freak
due to the rapid advance of social scientific methods in economics taking over politics instead of having a current affairs debate on tv the critic of the establishment is presented with strobe lighting flashing graphs and data listing evidence of rising living standards whilst a person dressed as a banker repeatedly bangs a phone up and down indicating how the unregulated market creates wealth.
evan davis: welcome to news night. today some unknown backbencher demurely proposed a 0.5 % increase in banker bonus tax affecting the top o.0005% but nonetheless would save many life depending benefits for disabled people.
phone bashing prosperity freak: i knew this left wing b-st-rd was coming in today because we’ve been dealing with them ever since blessed margaret thatcher initiated the big bang which basically created the modern world of high living standards.
social critic: this country is divided and riddled with crime.
pbpf: -bashes phone whilst graphs flash on screen-
evan davis: thank you for watching newsnight. tomorrow we will be talking again about prosperity and rising living standards.
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