Phone Blown


a game requiring two people and a phone.
player 1 calls anyone in their contacts and begins a normal conversation. no lying is allowed.
player 2 proceeds to go down on player 1, doing anything in their power (while abstaining from making loud, s-xual noises) to disrupt the conversation.
player 1 wins if they can go 5 minutes without letting their phone partner know what is happening. likewise, player 2 wins if the other line discovers the secret.
john: “are you getting a bl-w j-b?!”
stephen: “you’ve just been phone blown!!”

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