someone who’s your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can’t be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together.
pretty much anyone, anyone that’s a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.
george: hey mike, i spoke to tony on the phone, he often sounds like a good friend, but yet either can’t be bothered catching up or else keeps lying to me that we’ll catch up face to face?
mike: dude, that’s a “phone captain”.
george: what’s a phone captain?
mike: like “keyboard warrior”, except much nicer of course!
when you troll someone online and it feels more satisfying than anything else in your life. nothing can give you more excitement, more gasms than the art of absolute trolling. ” it felt so trollicious to make the entire team rage quit in under a minute.”
- toms river high school south
black. do you go to toms river high school south no, i’m white!
to perform to a minimum with a maximum amount of effort. he has totally maximinimised his efficiency by mult-tasking facebook, instangram and pirate bay. to work as inefficiently as possible while executing the maximum amount of effort. wow. i’ve totally maximinimised my performance at work by responding to facebook posts within 0.0001 seconds!
- flip night
synonymous with thirsty thursday. flip night is a weekly event held by bars (usually on a thursday) in which you have 50% opportunity to win a free drink by flipping a 2-sided coin. if the coin lands on the free side, then the drink is on the house. if it lands on the money side […]
- noodle it
when you can’t fit all the food into your mouth so you slurp it as you would spaghetti “this lettuce won’t first in my mouth” “noodle it dude”