Phone Chair
ingredients: 1 cellular telephone
1 ‘home phone’ that stands up on it’s own
having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. it is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small sp-ce.
lenny: look dude, my home phone has three messages! and look, jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
mark: you made a phone chair!it is most stupid to have one of those!
-mark knocks the ‘home phone’ to the floor-
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