phone drunkie
a person who spends too much time on their phone or has their head in the phone all day.
second meaning: a person who is “drunk” over watching too much “adult films” on their phone.
guy 1: dude, check out this video of an elephant!
guy 2: ugh bro, you have been showing me so many videos on your phone, you’re such a phone drunkie.
second example;
guy 1: i watched these hot videos on my phone all day dude, it was the best.
guy 2: god dude, you’re such a phone drunkie, just stop.
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