phone monkey
i worker that does nothing all day except fix phone’s. a thing that a child could do. a gravy train sort of job.
receptionist “my phone is broke can some monkey come and fix it?”
phone monkey “it’ll be about two days.”
receptionist “don’t worry, some p-ssing five year old sorted it for me”
anyone that works in a call-centre type enviroment or where the majority of contact with the customers is done through the phone.
but in particular anyone that cant do anything other than follow a pre-written script.
“hey have you ever tried to have a conversation with someone from a bangladesh call centre ?”. “yeah, its near impossible though, they are all phone monkeys !”
a slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.
“the ‘phone monkey’ on other end of the line, can’t tell me what kind of bike he has!”
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