phone muler
a person that walks into a radio shack and gets as many cell phones that he or she can get on a contract and sells them on the streets.
customer – yo, what’s up?
employee – how can i help you today?
customer – i would like to sign up for a new at&t contract.
employee – how many lines will you be getting today?
customer – however many they let me have
employee – ok, and what kind of phones?
customer – iphone 5s.
employee – what color would you like?
customer – whatever color you have.
employee – ok, they said you can have up to 5 lines with a $100 deposit on each one.
customer – great i will take 5 iphone 5s’ any color.
employee (yells out to the store manager) phone muler, phone muler.
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