Phone Paranoia
the fake mental condition of constantly thinking your mobile phone is vibrating in your pockets, signalling a call or a message, when in reality, it isn’t and there was no call or message. this leads to the phone owner constantly pulling their mobile phone out to check.
person 1: -checks phone. dude! i think have phone paranoia!
person 2: ah i’ve had that for ages, it’s so annoying
person 1: definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.
when sitting anywhere but a car especially with your cellphone on silent. every slight b-mp and jolt seems like it is vibrating. this is especially traumatic when you actually are waiting for some important call.
dude 1: what the h-ll is that guy doing?
dude 2: the one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
dude 1: yeah, he’s pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
dude 2: oh, that’s just phone paranoia.
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