an instance of dropping a cell phone onto your face whilst using lying down in a bed, couch, etc.
guy1: *looks at guy2’s face* oh god, what the h*ll’s wrong with your nose?

guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* uh… i was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. yeah, i pulled off a phone-to-face. f*ck my life, it hurts so much.

guy1: d*mn, i’m sorry, man.

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