an instance of dropping a cell phone onto your face whilst using lying down in a bed, couch, etc.
guy1: -looks at guy2’s face- oh god, what the h-ll’s wrong with your nose?
guy2- -points to bandage on bridge of nose- uh… i was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. yeah, i pulled off a phone-to-face. f-ck my life, it hurts so much.
guy1: d-mn, i’m sorry, man.
- idol syndrome
a downward spiral of s-x, drugs, dui’s, poor financial choices, and other shameful things resulting from the unhealthy and unsustainable life style of an idol. this is most common among teen idols that put too much trust in those around them and become c-cky or arrogant. the term comes from the song indulging: idol syndrome […]
someone who loves too much and cares too much for others and always ends up getting hurt. you can kick her to the curb yet she will still find a way to forgive you. sariya is a strong person a beautiful girl inside and out. misunderstood, mysterious, and undefinable. a burst of energy that will […]
- eggplant theory
if it fits in your -ss then it will do the trick. eggplant theory works! i can fit a whole jar in my -ss.
- check the blind spot
when you fart but are unsure if it was a shart. so you go to the bathroom to wipe to make sure after i farted i went to the bathroom to check the blind spot.
- gaster sans
s-xiest skeleton ever, resembles w.d. gaster and loves his kitty cat. oh look, that guy is a total gaster sans to his girlfriend