Phone vulture


a person who spends the entire day waiting for a phone call, usually darting their eyes to the phone every few seconds to see if it would start magically ringing. like a vulture, whenever someone else would like to make a phonecall or receive one, the phone-vulture screams at them to “keep the freaking lines open”, and on most occasions rears up to attack.

for cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.
fred: did you see how jenny was waiting around the phone like that? my grandmother is calling today and she won’t let me use it.

carol: oh, yeah. she had a one night stand with tom and he’s supposed to call her. of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.

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