phoneographer
someone elected to film a fight via their camera phone, they have the right of way in the mob of spectators as they are the immortalizing the rumble.
tyrone: yo get the f-ck out tha way ritchie, you blockin tha phoneographer
ritchie: shieeeeeeet sorry dawg, sh-ts gonna be on youtube tonight fosho
tyrone: h-ll yeeeh
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