phoque


the origin of the phrase “pardon my french” because of its odd sounding pr-nounciation. phoque-prounced fhawk, means seal in french. the pr-nounciation sounds like a similar word used by today’s kids and therefore when asking for forgiveness after a bad word is said, the statement “pardon my french” can be used to alleviate the tension.
man: “phoque you”
girl “how dare you?”
man: “ooops, pardon my french. i meant seal.”
french for ‘seal’. commonly used by giggling ten-year-olds in french cl-sses because of its interesting pr-nounciation.
ten-year-old1: phoque you!
ten-year-old2: lol u sayd seal
derived from the french word: seal (the aquatic mammal)
the use of a towel, clothing, or a combination of the two to create a seal around the bottom of a doorway or a vent so smoke/smell does not escape from the room.
“lay down that phoque”
“phoque the door”
“use that towel as a phoque”
f-ck for people who use hooked on phonics
phoque you! wtph?

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