Photogenicity


only a few lucky souls are born with photogenicity. barney stinson (neil patrick harris) of the t.v. show how i met your mother, is the best living example of photogenicity. those who possess photogenicity will never look bad in a photo no matter what the circ-mstance. a study shows that certain names are linked to the photogenicity gene. the results show that males subjects named daniel and female subjects named madeline are most likely to have photogenicity (lucky ducks). those born without photogenicity must succ-mb to popular exercises such as saying “cheese”, or uncomfortable laugh before the picture is taken, in a futile attempt to look good in the photo. individuals with photogenicity have the edge against other in their social lives because those who do not know them will instantly believe they were angels sent from heaven after briefly scanning their facebook or other social websites involving photos of themselves.
everybody thinks you are a hot piece of -ss, you must have vast amounts of photogenicity.

d-mn neil patrick harris, due to your photogenicity, i can never take a bad photo of you. why do you have to be so perfect? marry me?
the act of being photogenic.
thank you for admiring my photogenicity

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