when you’re so broke in college you turn to p*rn to pay the bills
did you hear about mary? she went full photogrofasfa.
superior to bruce murphy in everyway as low a stutus as he might seem at leat mike is floccinaucinihilipilificationer
a beautiful person who will always be there for, you they usually put people before themselves and are very loyal (perfect). niayla is an amazing person
- stucky yank
when you fall asleep yanking it and its all dried up and sticky in your hand. i stucky yanked last night it was nasty.
- bloked up
when you are so drunk your past the point of no return. so drunk that you are entirely incoherent. man, i was so bloked up last night i p*ssed on my desk.