Phrasebook Romeo
a term to describe asiaphiles who make some half–ssed attempt at learning a language so they can har-ss foreigners (typically asians) with their poorly pr-nounced drivel in the hope of appearing cute or organizing some kind of ‘language exchange’. of course we all know that the intended outcome is s-x.
such behavior is typically displayed by wapanese losers for whom western women aren’t good enough.
the term originates from the practice of looking up pickup lines in a foreign language phrasebook but failing miserably in the delivery.
wapanese guy: anta wa kawaiine~ aish-teruwayo!! ^-^ lolololol (translation: wow u’re thu-per kewt!! luv ya baby!)
j-panese girl: nanda kono yarou?! omae wa onna no you ni hanash-tendayo! zakkennayo! (translation: what the f-ck is with you?! you’re talking like a f-cking girl! f-ck off!)
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