phwoar


acknowledgement that a person is extemely ‘fit’ (as in good-looking).
phwoar! she’d get it.
an interjection used to say something is awsome, s-xy, amazing, or hot
phwoar! look at that chick in the tube top!
a term referring to s-xy, which is synonymous with matt bellamy, david tennant, ewan mcgregor, and any other s-xy beast.
have you seen matt bellamy in that leather coat and shiny trousers?? phwoar!! s-xy!
a word used by dirty old perverts in rain coats upon looking at a female who is considerably younger and more attractive than them.
old pervert: “phwoar, look at the jugs on that!”
young girl: “back off, i have mace.”
noun: attractive single female poker player.

origin: abbreviation of poker honey without a ring

originated in bricks and mortar casinos to describe any unaccompanied female poker player. now used in online poker rooms to describe any female (or believed female) player.

usually based on the avatar/picture the player has chosen to display or a suggestive online name (i.e. bubbasbestbabe). online usage often capitalised.
i was at the tables earlier and this smoking hot phwoar sat down next to me.
a word that is unpr-nounceable and has no meaning. a word used by lazy no good ignorant f-cks who think it’s cool to f-ck the language up.
guy 1: hey dude that chick is so phwoar!
guy 2: what?
guy 1: phwoar i said!
guy 2: fu-whoa-er?
guy 1: no!
guy 2: spell it!
guy 1: i can’t.
guy 2: you ignorant f-ck! go back to school you -ss muncher.
an exclamation uttered when a person encounters a near miss.
phwoar! i nearly back-ended that ferrari!

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