mentally r*t*rded but physically.
nick is physically r*t*rded.
- porcupine p*n*s
when a guys p*n*s is completely surrounded by his pubic hair that you can barely see his p*n*s. yo my sister’s boyfriend has a porcupine p*n*s. walked in on them banging and i couldn’t even see his tip…
- possum eating briers
a very mischievous and devilish grin. usually after you have done something illegal or very immoral. johnny looked like a possum eating briers after he came back from his girlfriend’s house
- pulled an utley
when a professional baseball players does something illegal in a game that both causes his team to win and severely injures an opposing player they should’ve lost. the catcher pulled an utley on us.
- puppy water
when your too young to c*m and you only produce a clear liquid aka puppy water mike jerked off and he only produced puppy water