Pick Gnome


pick gnomes are devious abominations that spend their lives solely to do what they can to destroy the human race. the impact they have is great, by stealing any guitar or b-ss pick that hits the floor after accidently being dropped. ever drop your guitar pick? yup the pick gnomes. it’s gone buddy. gone.
fred–shredding but drops pick-
andrew-“hey man, where’d your pick go? it should be like under your chair”
fred-“d-mn you pick gnomes!”

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