Pick of Destiny
noun
a green, skull-like guitar pick fasioned from one of satans teeth. it granted the user supra-natural rock and roll abilities. satan recently recovered this item, although he lost his right horn in the process. the horn was later shaped into a bong. the last owners of the pod were jack black and kyle g-ss (tenacious d).
i just bought tenacious d in the pick of destiny on dvd. it is f-ckin’ hilarious.
a pick wich makes u god at the guitar made out of the f-cking devils p-n-s not his horn they got it all wrong.
john: dam ur holding the devils p-n-s dude!
mike: no im not,(is john high again)
hobo: its the pick of destiny dum-sses!
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