Pick up the diapers
s-x while crying and apologizing profusely.
man, i accidently named the p-rnography directory on our shared computer “picsofkittensandpuppiesstickingouttheirtongues.” i didn’t think she would open it. i guess i’ll have to really “pick up the diapers” tonight.
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