Pickeled

to be inebriated beyond the point of intelligent decision-making.
ex. 1

“man, you have to stop taking fat girls home. being pickeled is no excuse.”

ex. 2

“i don’t know how you drove home last night. you were so pickeled.
when you don’t understand / are confused completely
what are u on about your pickeling my head!
screwed, or any exploitive derivative of the terminology.
ex.1

lawyer 1: he got caught with weed, and they’re trying to give him five.
lawyer 2: yea, he’s getting pickeled.

ex.2

yeah, his girlfriend has been pickeling the whole town.
a well-known slang term for being totally robbed, raped, done wrong, done dirty, cheated, scammed, sold a bill of goods, lied to, sold out, backstabbed, betrayed, tattled on, snitched out, or otherwise f-cked over by a person no one would ever in a million years consider anywhere near smart enough to get one over on a mildly r-t-rded goat let alone another human being. if you have ever had your wallet stolen by an inbred trailer trash wh-r- with a 2nd grade education and a couple of extra chromosomes, you have been pickeled. if you have ever had your car comandeered and then totaled by someone who seemed to be a desperate undercover fbi agent on the trail of a dangerous psychopath criminal who later turned out not to be an fbi agent or even a member of law enforcement at all but in reality was a tipsy 10th grader whose grandfather was a cop before he got alzheimers, you have been pickeled. “pickeled” was coined by the people of western washington who ever had any occasion to do business with, buy a house near, or attend school with any of the adults or children of the notorious pickel family, a well known group of lying, thieving, scamming, crooked, backstabbing snitch -ssholes famous for both being about as sharp as a sack of wet mice and for happily f-cking anyone and everyone over as hard as possible as soon as possible.
yokel 1: “hey, what the h-ll happened to ray’s mustang?!? why is he driving that ancient, sh-tty volvo?”
yokel 2: “he got totally pickeled cause he made a deal with one of those pickels to do some work for them and though they had him working exclusively on their houses for more than a month, they never paid him a dime so his car got repo’ed.”
yokel 1: “well that was awfully stupid of him, those people never pay for sh-t, all they do is steal and suck the intelligence out of every room they enter!”
yokel 2: “inorite?!?”