Picking a Melvin


when the heat is so intense that u find your b-lls stuck to the inside of your thigh thus having to pry them from your leg
1. i was walking down the street with both hands occupied so i had to do the cowboy kick to pick my melvin

2. i wasn’t embarr-ssed at all to reach down in public and start picking a melvin

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