pickle brushing
when you squeeze up on a fine chic at the club and lightly slide your c-ck in a side to side motion on her -ss, leg, or wherever you can get away with it. if she busts you in the act, tell her you didn’t realize it and ask to buy her a drink to make up for it. in most cases you’ll be f-ckin before the night is up.
ray: that chic just busted him rubbing his d-ck all over her -ss and he’s acting like he didn’t know he was doing it.
me: he was pickle brushing bro
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when you squeeze up on a fine chic at the club and lightly slide your c-ck in a side to side motion on her -ss, leg, or wherever you can get away with it. if she busts you in the act, tell her you didn’t realize it and ask to buy her a drink to make up for it. in most cases you’ll be f-ckin before the night is up.
ray: that chic just busted him rubbing his d-ck all over her -ss and he’s acting like he didn’t know he was doing it.
me: he was pickle brushing bro
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